Strange Little Bird

I Agree with Satan

Driving down the road the other day I was accosted by a giant red billboard that read, “I hate Lifechurch.tv.” For a nanosecond I was excited until I saw that the quote on the board was attributed to Satan. I felt the overwhelming urge to scale the billboard in broad daylight with a can of red paint and color over “Satan.”

If you don’t want to go to church, that’s all fine and good. Really, it’s okay. But if you do, go to a real church. Not one that ends in “.tv.”

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