Strange Little Bird

If Ever a Movie Should Come With Prozac

Don’t go see I Am Legend. I don’t care if you think it looks cool, or if you think Will Smith is hot, or if you’re just that bored. Don’t do it. You don’t have enough anti-depressants to see that shit.

Think about all the bad parts of Castaway, The Mummy, and Old Yeller.

Spoiler Alert:

Man and dog are all alone in the world. Enter rabid mummies. Dog is infected – man must kill dog. Mummies kill man. The End.

Did I mention it sucked?

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